"A character will prepare for a birthday. During the story, a character drinks something that disagrees with them. The story must have a miner in it. The story must involve some horseshoes at the end. The story takes place a century into the future."
That's what this delightful thing gave me. Thank you, internet, for your never-exhausting supply of generators.
Roughly 1700 words. Miners, horseshoes, birthdays, social media and the Donner Party.